Welcome to the first three-writer article! Today, we're going to be giving our takes on all of the previews we've seen for the RiotQuest Kickstarter models. And by takes, I mean good old traditional English banter*. What could
possibly go wrong?
*In case it's unclear, to the unfamiliar, this will come off as bile. Enough bile to fill a Bile Thrall to the point of a Mk1 Purge. Take it in good humour and all will be well!
And that's it for tonight! Remember, wash down Paul's salt with Ben's bile, then sprinkle on a little bit of Mark's sugar*. Also, at the time of writing there's a few hours left on the Kickstarter, so if you've drawn inspiration from our ranting then you can still go back it. Until next time!
*if it's purple, DO NOT TOUCH IT -KM Health Team